The Mortician's Daughter

not-enough-fandom:

godtierkankri:

proudlyinsane:

MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT

This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.

CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”

refreshes:

that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

imarriedmyfandoms:

killyhawk:

Shopping for clothes when you have big boobs is normally really annoying esp when you like drapey things or want something that cinches at the waist cause you always get stuff like this

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THIS IS MY ISSUE 100% OF THE TIME!!!

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